Swedish nuttiness: Congratulations Pussy Porters!

Mural paid for by the government, decorates a Swedish school.

Blogger’s Introduction: On International Women’s day Julia Caesar published this chronicle in Swedish on Snaphanen which I’ve translated but prior to reading it I’d like to provide you with some background information on certain terms which are incomprehensible to non-Swedes.

First and foremost “pussy porter” and “penis porter” are terms that third-wave feminists in Sweden have invented and are starting to use regularily. Don’t get me wrong, at the time of writing it isn’t considered normal for Swedes to use the expression but it is nonetheless sneaking into the public discourse and has influenced some female youngsters. Metro recently published an article which revolved around some girls in high school who started a group called “the Maria Schools first group for Pussy Porters”.

Hopefully the term won’t become completely normalized like “hen” (a gender neutral personal pronoun).

Secondly when you read “violated” you may find that “offended” is more appropriate but in Sweden the former has displaced the latter. They both have the same meaning but as Orwell masterfully described in 1984, Newspeak has a curious impact on peoples psyché, in this case Swedes become more politically correct and self-censor themselves. Words influence the mind.

Would you feel comfortable violating someone?


Blogger’s translation: Congratulations on International Women’s day, all women! Or, as it’s called in new Swedish: ”pussy-porter”. It is your day today.

The word ”woman” is passé, because it makes everyone who has a female genitals but doesn’t identify as a woman feel excluded and violated. So make sure to celebrate International Women’s day while it still exists. It could change name to International Pussy Porter Day anytime now.

Historical shift on the 16th of March

There is a particular reason this year to congratulate Swedish women on this very day. (I hereby return to the traditional expressions “woman” and “man” and deeply apologize if any pussy- or penis porter feels violated). Soon we can cross of a historic success for women, a unique change in Sweden’s history. For the first time since we started measuring population statistics in 1749 we can rejoice at the fact that the number of men will be greater than the number of women.

Sweden Statistics (SCB) is expecting this historic shift to occur on the 16th of March. Time to head on over to Systembolaget and buy some pink feminist champagne to pop on the great day.

(Systembolaget is a government owned chain of liquor stores in Sweden. The only retail store that is allowed to sell alcoholic beverages that contain more than 3.5% alcohol by volume.)

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