Prosecutor working on assumption he died during sex with the scarecrow

I see.

  • seaoh

    nothing like a good role in the hay!

    • The jokes just write themselves;)

      • Justin St.Denis

        Puts a whole new twist on “Hey, Babe!”

  • seaoh

    He would still be alive if he only had a brain! any word on the tinman’s alibi?

  • Dana Garcia

    Imagine the goat’s relief.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    If only he’d have worn a condom.
    Oh, no, wait!!!

  • Stronger than Dirt

    A roll in the hay … or is that straw ?

  • Brett_McS

    OT. I have emailed a couple of photos of the No-Sharia “Islamophobes Unite” rally in Newcastle this morning. A good turnout despite the heavy (and constant) rain, and the odd choice of day (Easter long weekend).

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Not an odd choice of day.
      It’s a day when people who work for a living can get together for something like this.

      • Brett_McS


        • dance…dancetotheradio

          4/20 is a Monday this year.
          A work day.
          I will be at work.
          Not down at the Legislature smoking dope at two o’clock in the afternoon.

  • Doug Kursk

    I am as callous and sarcastic as the next person with most things: however, I just cannot see the purpose of humiliating a deceased, lonely man (or any family he may have had) any further..

    What was his great crime, and why is this a big storey?

    As I didn’t finish the article, am I missing anything here?

    • Stronger than Dirt

      It may be something quite innocent, something as innocuous as … the man’s time was up.

    • Justin St.Denis

      You mean he had other scarecrow girls on other stories? How many stories did his house have? Wow! A House of Scarecrow Sluts. Genuinely weird.

      • Doug Kursk

        Damn the auto correct!

        Also, what drugs are you using?

        • Justin St.Denis

          Sarc pills. Couldn’t you tell?

  • Alain

    It was a real case of being scared to death.

  • Scarecrows can be very seductive.

  • Uncle_Waspy
  • Frances

    A sad, lonely man had died and been found in apparently compromising position. We should all pause, pray for his soul, and hope our ends are not so undignified.