nothing like a good role in the hay!
The jokes just write themselves;)
Puts a whole new twist on “Hey, Babe!”
He would still be alive if he only had a brain! any word on the tinman’s alibi?
Imagine the goat’s relief.
If only he’d have worn a condom.
Oh, no, wait!!!
A roll in the hay … or is that straw ?
OT. I have emailed a couple of photos of the No-Sharia “Islamophobes Unite” rally in Newcastle this morning. A good turnout despite the heavy (and constant) rain, and the odd choice of day (Easter long weekend).
Not an odd choice of day.
It’s a day when people who work for a living can get together for something like this.
4/20 is a Monday this year.
A work day.
I will be at work.
Not down at the Legislature smoking dope at two o’clock in the afternoon.
I am as callous and sarcastic as the next person with most things: however, I just cannot see the purpose of humiliating a deceased, lonely man (or any family he may have had) any further..
What was his great crime, and why is this a big storey?
As I didn’t finish the article, am I missing anything here?
It may be something quite innocent, something as innocuous as … the man’s time was up.
You mean he had other scarecrow girls on other stories? How many stories did his house have? Wow! A House of Scarecrow Sluts. Genuinely weird.
Damn the auto correct!
Also, what drugs are you using?
Sarc pills. Couldn’t you tell?
It was a real case of being scared to death.
Scarecrows can be very seductive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWuFa_YnXfo
Hay, hay, hay!!!
A sad, lonely man had died and been found in apparently compromising position. We should all pause, pray for his soul, and hope our ends are not so undignified.