I tazed myself by accident

h/t RM

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    I once tazed myself on purpose too, because I didn’t think those puny things could do much.
    I was wrong and I’m glad it was well before YouTube existed.
    Tasers pretty much work as advertised.
    Imagine that!

    • Ouch!

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Let me tell you mister, it hurt like a B*TCH!
        Everyone in the room laughing at me as I was rolling around in pain didn’t help much either.
        I don’t know what got into my head, but I was CERTAIN those things weren’t for real.
        This was in the mid 80’s when they were kind of new.

    • eMan14

      I’m afraid I’ll have to rely on my imagination.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        ‘Ever accidently stepped on a cat?
        I’m told I made a sound like that.

        • Bataviawillem

          Thanks, now I have to wipe all my coffee of my screen.

  • ntt1

    Why does he have such a stupid hair cut? why does he keep calling me niggah? why does he taze a metallic object that most non niggahs know is a conductor, shouldn’t he be out stealing cars or something?

    • Xavier

      ‘IQ 82’ should answer all of your questions.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Concepts of electrical conductivity don’t kick-in until about an I.Q. of 90, and Ohm’s Law doesn’t fully settle-in until almost 100.

  • Ron MacDonald

    This idiot allowed the charge to pass through his right arm, heart and left arm.

  • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

    Wow, he actually tazed a metal object THAT HE WAS HOLDING.

    Apparently he has never heard of a ‘taser chain’…… haha