1 dead after Crossdressing Crack Ho’s attempt to ram gate at Fort Meade NSA facility

Update: Cocaine and a weapon were found in or near the suspects’ car.

Authorities say one person is dead and two people have been hospitalized following a shooting during which a vehicle tried to ram the gates of the National Security Agency in Fort Meade.

The incident happened at the NSA building off of Route 32 in Fort Meade around 9:30 a.m.

Police say one person was dead on the scene. Two people have been flown to Baltimore’s Shock Trauma with serious injuries.


More here, but details about the Crossdressers identity have yet to be released.


Twitter #NSAshooting

h/t ZD & DR

  • Rama44
  • Xavier

    Photo: The scene of a shooting at the gates of Fort Meade, Md., home to NSA headquarters; police are investigating the mater as a ‘local criminal matter’ – @nbcwashington


    Local criminal matter? WTF? What type of local criminal tries to break into an army base and shoot people?

    And we all know what “dressed as women” probably means.

    • I am suspicious as well but will go with the Crossdressin Crack Ho theory for now.

      • Xavier

        Right wing crossdressing bitter clinger extremists angry over Bush’s policies and goaded into action by Palin and Cruz.

        • SDMatt
          • Uncle_Waspy

            Heh….Klinger snapped when he was denied a Section 8 too many times.

          • After a few season, when it became clear that Klinger wasn’t going to get discharged, you have to figure he was just dressing that way for fun.

          • We can’t rule out an intersectional alliance of Tranny’s and Muslims.

            It’s just too early to tell.

          • Uncle_Waspy

            That makes sense, Mamba. But even Klinger must have grown bored with the cross dressing shtick as evidenced by his wearing a baseball jersey in the latter seasons.

          • Clink9

            The military probably recruits for Klingers now under Obama. It’s gone from taboo to a job requirement.

        • luna

          Maybe transgenders in a tisy over comments by Noam Chomsky.

        • Nailed it!

      • ontario john

        With the united church now paying for sex changes, maybe its a group of disgruntled sex changed church members

    • Exile1981

      Plus weapons and cocaine in the vehicle. Though some sources are suggesting the cocaine may have belonged to the actual owner of the vehicle who they stole it from.

  • Hard Little Machine

    WTF did they think would happen?

  • Xavier

    This is what happens when the President demonizes the military and law enforcement.

  • ontario john

    I’m sure it has nothing to do with islam.

  • barryjr

    At the risk of being redundant we must do something about those pesky Amish out joyriding on Monday mornings.

  • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

    Three news channels on my dial- CBC, CNN, and CTV- and no coverage of this story.

    Look, no disrespect to the victims of the GermanWings crash, but, could the media maybe take a break from that obsession and give airtime to another story?!

    • Frau Katze

      There’s not even much on Twitter.

      • Clausewitz

        Men in Niqabs attacking a US military base? Move along, nothing to see here, and this has nothing to do with Islam.

  • lolwut?

    Just some random dudes driving a random stolen truck, randomly tries to ram random government agency.