Lena Dunham’s Unfunny Jewish Jokes

Lena Dunham clearly thinks she’s being funny. Or clever. Or both. But I didn’t laugh at her new article for The New Yorker, “Dog or Jewish Boyfriend: A Quiz.”

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    I thought Lena Dunham was Jewish.

    • I thought she’d have gone full bull-dyke by now.

      Whatever. If we ignore her, she’ll eventually go away.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Ignoring isn’t working so well because we are still hearing from her.
        I’d rather beat and starve her in a locked closet until she dies of a vitamin deficiency.
        That doesn’t make me a bad person, does it?

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          I hope you have a lot of time on your hands because starving looks like it could take a while.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            I’ll spend the effort!
            Oh, yeah, I’ll spend the effort.

        • It’s probably a bit morally iffy, but I try not to be bourgeois about these things. I feel like that’s the way Lena would want it.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Just don’t.

        • Blacksmith

          Dont forget the duct tape gag.

          • JoKeR

            Why don’t you just leave crazy glue on her dildo? Then you can call her Dinah’mo Hum.

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    • Hard Little Machine

      So is Jon Stewart and/or Peter Beinart. What’s that got to do with it?

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        So we are going to outlaw Jews telling Jewish jokes?
        What are you?
        Some kind of an anti-dentite?

        • Hard Little Machine

          It’s simply not a remarkable point to make. So what about Lena. Some of the most vicious Jew haters I know are nominally “Jewish”.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            It is remarkable that people now care about Jews telling Jew jokes.

    • truthdareisay

      maybe.. had you added an man or a stein vitch at the end of her last name..

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    Wiki say her father is Protestant and her mother is Jewish.
    Therefore she is Jewish, right?
    I am reminded of the Seinfeld episode when his dentist Dr. Whatley (Bryan Cranston) converts to Judaism and starts telling Jewish jokes.
    When asked if Whatley’s appropriation of Jewish humour offends him as a Jew, he says, ‘No, it offends me as a comedian.’
    It’s also the episode where Jerry gets accused of being an anti-dentite.

  • Xavier

    Condensed essence of liberalism.

    Well, maybe not completely condensed.

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    • John

      My how baroque. Quick! Widen all the doorways!

      Ok,OK…Shelly Winters had ’em too, but at least she knew how scream and be all maudlin

  • Blacksmith

    First of all thanks for not making me get out the eye bleach this early in the morning. And in conclusion she is an avowed leftist so nothing she says is racist, homophobic, sexist etc.

  • eMan14

    I’ve never heard of Lena Dunham before my introduction to his blog. Or if I did, I didn’t care who she was. Still don’t. Why is she even in the media?

  • truthdareisay

    Hey don’t only go after Dunham what about her lemish Jewish boyfriend? He takes all her garbage. Stupid dreck!