No Matter What Happens, Never Allow Obama To Follow You on Twitter


Put Down the “Smartphone” and Pick-Up Your Psych Meds!

A New York woman was locked up in the psychiatric ward of a Long Island hospital after claiming that President Barack Obama follows her on Twitter. But there’s only one problem… he actually does.

It all started last year when Kam Brock tried to get her car out of a New York Police Department impound site. When she walked in to the Public Service Area 6 NYPD station, she was upset, but by no means, her lawyer explains, “emotionally disturbed,” as the police claim.

The NYPD had her forcibly committed for a 72-hour psychiatric evaluation that soon turned into an 8-day ordeal.

Now, Brock is fighting back and suing the NYPD and the hospital for falsely imprisoning her.

She recounts, that “next thing you know, the police held onto me, the doctor stuck me with a needle and I was knocked out. I woke up to them taking off my underwear and then went out again. I woke up the next day in a hospital robe.”

She explains that the whole “Obama” comment was only brought up to try to explain “the type of person I am. I’m a good person, a positive person. Obama follows positive people.”

But the hospital actually made her discharge contingent upon her stating that this was a lie and denying that Obama follows her on Twitter.

The “master treatment plan” says that she must “state that Obama is not following her on Twitter” in order to be released. Strangely, no one at the hospital even bothered to check the Twitter account in question, which would have easily confirmed her claim.

To make matters worse, she was later billed $13,637.10 for her involuntary incarceration. She is demanding reimbursement for this, as well as an additional, unspecified amount in damages.

  • Exile1981

    Anyone who thinks Obama is a friend of America is insane.

  • It’s not paranoia if they really are out to get you:

  • That is bizarre.

  • More government please.

  • WalterBannon

    An obamabot gets her just rewards – just another “reaping what you sow” story

  • Surele Surele

    Who is running the asylum?

  • TotallyPeeved

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Reap, sow, etc. Stupid bint.

  • Dana Garcia

    Obasma is probably following a lot of us, in a bad way.

    • Waffle

      The Russians did stuff like this, and probably still do.

  • pdxnag

    She should get enough of an award to live for 4 years, and cover college expenses. But not because Obama follows her on Twitter.

  • They sent her a bill. That’s chutzpah. I hope she takes them to the cleaners even if she is an Obama-worshiping ditz.

    • Alain

      I totally agree, since no one deserves this.

  • star

    Be afraid, be very afraid.Obama’s twitter account looks dodgie to me.

  • Uncle_Waspy

    Well why didn’t The Messiah fly down to NY on Airforce One and spring her out?

  • Doug Kursk

    Leftists have always used the Psych ward to ‘treat’ those who dare question the official orthodoxy. This is the future, folks.