Suicide Bombing Class Gets Out Early


In Baghdad, a terrorist who was in the middle of conducting a training for future militants, accidentally blew up an entire class, killing 21 of his students, and himself. The group was part of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria.

I don’t know how I missed this story when it came out earlier.

  • tom_billesley

    Can we sponsor this sort of training?

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      I’d hold a bake sale for them!

    • It’s what Canada should be doing in Iraq;)

  • David Murrell

    Fur, thanks for this post. It brightens my day, in an otherwise snow-storm day, here in Fredericton.

  • Sharkibark


  • moraywatson

    Class dismissed!

  • winniec

    ISIS is taking our advice: “Go to your basement and play with bombs.”

  • J. C.

    To quote the wise Nelson Muntz – “HA! HA!” šŸ˜‰

  • mauser 98

    red is positive,black is negative ..

  • Clink9

    You would have a heart of stone not to laugh.

  • chayisun

    “Whataya mean the bomb went off?”

    “Well, I was showing the class how to arm the bomb. Mohammad asked if he could try it. So I let him.”

    “Which mohammad?”

    “The fifth one.”

    “The FIFTH one?…Don’t you remember what he did with the suicide donkey he armed? Friggin’ thing didn’t explode ’cause he wired it wrong and we lost our donkey to some Christian pig.”

    “Actually, no. Mohammad the fifth sent him to the wrong address. The donkey is now a sex slave to an imam.”

    “And you let him wire the bomb. Did you learn anything from this experience?”

    “Yes. Paradise don’t got no virgins.”

  • The Goat

    That’s why they win all the Nobel Prizes.

    Oh wait. No. It’s Jews that win all the Nobel Prizes.

  • WIN!

  • Maggat

    The entire class passed (to their virgins) with flying colours (splatters of red).

  • Blacksmith

    That is definitely a feel good story aint it.

  • MSG Grumpy

    heard just before the splat – “Omar, I hear the finials in this class are killer”…..HeeHeeeHeee, I’m here all week (remember to trip your waitress, she’s studying for this class (BOOOM!))