ISIS whips 5 men for haram plumbing preference

ISIS whips 5 men for using flush toilet instead of squat toilet

A local source in Mosul announced that ISIS fighters had whipped 5 men for using flush toilet instead of squat toilet in their own home.

The source said in an interview, “Tuesday evening, the ISIS militants whipped 5 men for using flush toilet instead of squat toilet.”

The source, who requested anonymity, added, “ISIS told the people of Mosul that it would whip anyone 20 times if a flush toilet was found in their homes.”

  • mobuyus

    The flush toilet whisks their dinner away to fast.

  • David Murrell

    Kinda think this policy, among others, might decrease local support for this socially-progressive Islamic State, amongst local folks. Just a tad, mind you.

  • Ron MacDonald

    What about those caught using toilet paper in lieu of the left hand, will they also face punishment?

    • tom_billesley

      They’ll be stoned with an odd number of smooth stones.

  • Allan

    More evidence that this group is trying to turn back the world to the 7th century.

  • Just a thought

    You might expect a beating for not being a muslime if you have ever used one of these.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Good news. They need a good pandemic of cholera.

  • Barrington Minge

    Be fair. There were no flush toilets in the 7th century. You cannot possibly allow people to become civilised. After all they might start to think, or read and write and all manner of other unspeakable things.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    And the Caliph himself uses a royal chamber pot?

  • Back to the 7th century – they feel more at home there.

  • Exile1981

    What they have flush toilets? If a shallow pit in the sand behind his tent was good enough for old mo then it should be good enough for all his nutty followers.

  • tom_billesley

    To avoid a beating, they’ll have to hang a “foot wash”.sign over the toilet

  • simus1

    For addition enlightenment:
    “muslim pee stone”

  • Nic

    So basic hygiene is HARAM? what about cholera and typhus, are they A-OK?

  • DVult

    Control freaks much.