Breaking! Vladimir Putin Still Not Dead

All eyes were on the Russian city of Saint Petersburg on Monday as Mr Putin met with the President of Kyrgyzstan, Almazbek Atambayev, for talks as planned.

Commenting on suggestions that he had been forced to lie low because of ill health, Mr Putin said that life without rumours would be boring.

“It would be boring without gossip,” Mr Putin said in his first public appearance since March 5.

  • Rise and shine mofos, time to wake up and get back to work.

    • And I’ve got to get back on the trail of finding those real killers.

      • Good luck OJ, I have complete faith in your success.

    • Boy you sure had us goin Vlad.

    • Justin

      Long live Dear President Putin!
      Keep up the good work!

  • andycanuck

    I guess the operation was a success.

    • Exile1981

      So he was the unnamed man in africa with a penis transplant!!

      • andycanuck

        No. The donor because his is so big… comrade.

  • ellake

    He isn’t dead? What’s a pity.

  • chayisun

    He IS dead. The guy who was at the meeting is really Kim Jong-Un in disguise.