Scientists reconstruct DNA from fascist sperm

You can’t ignore a headline like that.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    All sperm are fascist and rapists!

    • Xavier

      All cis-sperm are fascist and sexist!
      but not the girly ones.

      • Frau Katze

        But of course!

  • BillyHW

    The ones who swim in the wrong direction get sent to concentration camps.

    • Frau Katze

      They never reach the prize (the egg). Their genes are gone.

  • Dana Garcia

    But Monty Python said the little critters were sacred, all of them.

  • simus1

    Presumably the “scientists” have little interest in doing any research using commonly available “red fascist sperm” usually found in great abundance very close to their ivory towers.

  • lolwut?


  • WalterBannon

    So, this is not a story about Monika Lewinsky’s blue dress

  • Justin St.Denis

    So they haven’t cloned Hitler or Stalin or anyone like that. Phew!

  • Maggat


  • vimy

    Scared me at first I read feminist