More gratuitous Chelsea Clinton bashing

I’d probably leave Princess alone if it weren’t for this horrible feeling I have that she’s going to run for President some day.

Previously in Chelsea. (There were comments. Flattering comments, I’ll have you know. But it was posted in the Before Time, so the comments have been lost, like tears in the rain. I miss the ’80s.)

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    “…have been lost, like tears in rain.”
    One of the finest impromptu lines ever uttered in cinema.

    • Also, note the Thunderdome reference. I think. Tina!

      • I mean, they must have some stellar orthodontists in Barter Town. Jussayin’.

        Also, note the shrunken heads. Don’t give them up, no matter how politically incorrect they are!

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        YES! That’s it.

        Who runs Cat Towne?
        Damnit! I told you no more posting embargos!
        Say it!
        Frau & Mamba.
        Say loud!
        Frau & Mamba run Cat Towne!

        • I want to vote you up, but I just don’t get the reference.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Master Blaster?
            Thunder Dome?

            “[the Blaster has reduced Bartertown’s power supply]
            Auntie Entity: For God’s sake, what now?
            The Master: Who run Bartertown?
            Auntie Entity: Dammit, I told you, no more embargos.
            The Master: More, Blaster.
            [the Blaster puts all power out]
            The Master: Who run Bartertown? Who… run… Bartertown?
            Auntie Entity: …You know who.
            The Master: Say.
            Auntie Entity: Master Blaster.
            The Master: Say loud!
            [the Master turns on the town loudspeakers]
            Auntie Entity: Master Blaster.
            The Master: Master Blaster… what?
            Auntie Entity: Master Blaster runs Bartertown.
            The Master: Louder!
            Auntie Entity: Master Blaster runs Bartertown!
            The Master: Lift embargo.
            [the Blaster turns power back on] “

          • I guess I should watch the whole movie. Fine, it’s on my “to rent” list. Okay, smart alec, here’s your precious vote-up.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            I EARNED that up-vote!
            That up-vote is MINE!

  • Exile1981

    I dread the day Chelsea runs for any office; her attempts to help campaign for mom in 2008 where horrible and came off sounding winy and her voice is boring and flat. By comparison watching paint dry is exciting and you would learn more than listening to her.

    I know she can be Hilary’s VP candidate in 2016 – I can see the campaign slogans now.

    Two she Clinton’s for the price of one!

    Hilary and Chelsea – Age and corruption paired with Youth and incompetence.

    If 8 years of Bill wasn’t enough vote Hillary/Chelsea and get 16 more years*
    *Assuming the US lasts for that long under their guidance.

    • Hard Little Machine

      By DNC standards though she has a half breed half Jew bastard baby. That will disqualify her out of the blocks.

  • Hard Little Machine

    She’s old enough to be on the ticket as Hillary’s VP today.

  • Justin St.Denis

    I wonder how Chelsea’s father Webb Hubbell feels about her presidential potential.

    • Mal

      Well I never! I did not know that, sir.
      That goes a long way towards explaining why Chelsea has one of those unusual faces that looks like the reflection in a chrome-plated kettle.

      • Justin St.Denis

        She looks exactly like Hubbell.

        • Mal

          Indeed she does.

      • Canadian

        I thought it was princess Anne!

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    She looks like she’s got about ten dozen teeth in her mouth.
    I want to ask her how much two plus two is.
    “Clop, clop, clop, clop.”
    Maybe if I asked her how many lies her mother has told in public I would finally see a tap dancing horse.

  • Edubeat

    And to add fuel to the fire she does have “A mouthful of Teeth” It would Go great with Justin’s hairdo

  • JoKeR
  • Exile1981

    This bumper sticker is enough to make me want to kill myself.