In Unprecedented Event, Academic Gives Anti-Israel Opinion As Fact – satire

Urbana-Champaign, Illinois, March 10 – In an unprecedented occurrence, a left-wing professor at a prestigious university has used her limited knowledge of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict to portray her negative assessment of Israeli policies as established fact, departing from the norm of such pronouncements as the product of sober, objective consideration…

…“It’s pretty difficult to find liberal Liberal Arts faculty in American colleges and universities who harbor antipathy toward Israel,” explains Seno Evel, who edits the educational journal Bias, Opinion, and Gender in University Settings (BOGUS). “There definitely have been such people, since this is such a big country with so much a variety and diversity, but you have to look pretty hard to find an American liberal academic who isn’t a die-hard Zionist. On top of that, here we have the exceedingly rare case of a ‘soft sciences’ professor treating her interpretation of events as factual. You can see why such occurrences happen only rarely”…

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