Idiot of the day: Robert Collins calls 911 in Alliance, Ohio, to report wife had stolen his cocaine

An Ohio man called 911 earlier this week to inform police his wife had stolen his cocaine.

When police arrived, Robert Collins, 39, had an apparent change of heart and told police there was no emergency.

Collins refused to discuss the 911 call and he was taken into custody by officers from the Alliance Police Department…

  • (sigh)

    We can’t all be DB Cooper.

    • Exile1981

      Speaking of I haven’t seen him on here lately.

      • No doubt up to some sexy, high-flying hijinx…

        Or something.

  • Uncle_Waspy

    Heh….too funny!

    My cousin was the manager of a BiWay store out Gananoque area years ago. They caught a guy stealing lighters near the checkout. He and some employees took the guy and his girlfriend into custody and waited for the police. When the police arrived, they found about $3000 worth of coke in the girlfriend’s purse.

    A story that appeared in the old National Lampoon “True Facts” section. A guy got busted on a counterfeiting charge. It seemed he was cutting the corners off of $20 bills and pasting them onto $1 bills. The judge asked the defendant why the hell would he mangle a perfectly good $20 bill to make a bogus one? The defendant admitted that his mind was clouded by intoxicants at the time. šŸ˜›

    • Frau Katze

      I suspect this guy was not thinking too straight either.