History You Didn’t Learn In School?

h/t Political Hat

  • Boy ya learn somethin new every day.

  • Martin B

    That would be news to the Minoans, who had lovely terra cotta bathtubs AND hot & cold running water AND flushing toilets in 1700 BC:


    Do blacks really have to hijack other peoples’ history and tell lies just so they can feel better about themselves?

    PS Moors didn’t and don’t consider themselves black. They keep black slaves to this day in Mauritania & elsewhere.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Were I a segregationist intent on making the black man look as infantile and feeble minded as possible, I could not exceed what that Twitter account has already done.

  • Uncle_Waspy

    They also invented the practice of enhancing one’s magical powers by consuming barbequed Pygmy flesh.

  • Jade

    eewwwwww Stinky Europeans

  • Jade

    Moors where Islamic and had black slaves.

  • marty_p

    Did the Mo’s teach the Europeans to bathe before or after the Mo’s invented the wheel and discovered fire?

    • Surele Surele

      Right after the first Muslim landed on the Moon.

  • DMB

    Black history you didn’t learn in school! lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7gkQ7UkzI

    • Exile1981

      Please tell me that this was done as a joke and that people don’t actually believe this.

      • DMB

        Yes it is a parody however I’m sure there will be a few people who will believe this to be true as part of the dumbing down of publicly funded schools.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          One of the finest parodies ever on YouTube.

      • marty_p

        The Black Astronauts wore space suits labelled NASSA and the White Astronauts wore space suits labelled MASSA.

  • Ghost of Ed

    Looks like it’s a skill they forgot.

  • cmh

    yes and we also didn’t learn how muslims encouraged and helped design the final solution against jews

  • disqus_W6sfZCiOd8

    The textbooks in a hundred will record all inventions and discoveries were made by Muslims.

  • Surele Surele

    Well, I believe that. Just take a look at all those clean, freshly shaved faces screaming, in a nice, clean, freshly bathed manner of course: A. A. Of course they did. As well as they discovered America, m=c2 and built the whole space thingy. What a bunch of dedicated World Citizens they are. How would I know to wash without them?

  • marcus tullius cicero

    Maybe, but the “modern” Muslims have dropped the practice…Again, tell me how the Saracens tough us that you use right hand to eat and left hand to wipe a$$..!

  • gainny

    That white woman was probably a sex slave.

  • Alain

    For the sake of argument let us assume for a moment that it is true. Being so it would mean that the Europeans (understand white people here) were just being green by reducing their carbon footprint and expressing their love for mother earth and her resources. I trust that all the greenies will get right on this and take the Muslims to task.

  • lolwut?

    It’s true, they did invent bathing


  • Minicapt