One more reason not to go to the Library

At least if you live in Windsor.

Woman accused of streaming library porn videos is arrested and charged

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  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Did you say a reason NOT to go to the library?

    • lolwut?

      You wouldn’t be sayin that if you saw stills of this chick in action
      she looks like she was gangraped by a colony of horses.

      • Heh;)

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        I don’t think it’s fair that you should make that sort of a value judgment.
        You have the pics, right?

        • lolwut?

          Her screen name is “LilSecrett”

          You do the “Research”

          She’s good looking upstairs but downstairs is a trainwreck, possibly using actual trains.

        • Justin St.Denis

          Wow! Look into it. The woman was making porn videos in the library, and she is still selling them online. Too sick for words.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            I can completely understand why a needy single woman, of limited financial means, might be forced to make porn at a public library, but it also appears that the dear soiled dove was cranking out some homespun porn at the local Tim Hortons too.
            You know what they charge for coffee?

            I always assumed that Tim Hortons place was a doughnut shop, did she get a private booth, or did she just ‘go to town’ while sitting at the counter?

          • Justin St.Denis

            I can’t see, personally, how a backdrop of tins of TH coffee, travel mugs and donuts contributes to the erotic potential of the production. She puts a whole new spin on “double cream” though, doesn’t she?

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Oh hell yeah!
            How do you even do that?
            I mean it’s a Tim ‘friggin’ Hortons, for crying out loud!?
            Just why? Why there?

            It makes the library choice sound like a well reasoned decision.

          • Justin St.Denis

            No kidding. Can a BURGER KING episode be far down the line? Or a POPEYE’S? Bus shelters? Transit Shops? So many franchises just BURSTING with pornographic potential.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            If public porn is a thing now, hasn’t anyone doing it ever heard of a ‘green screen’?
            I am so out of it when it comes to what those goofy kids are doing these days.

          • DVult

            Doughnuts, vaginas, what’s the difference?

      • Xavier

        She looks like her mother was gang raped by a colony of horses. Whatever that is.

        • Justin St.Denis

          Shocked! I am positively SHOCKED. I take comfort in knowing I am not alone in this!

    • Yea, she got arrested, what’s the point now;)

      • Justin St.Denis

        Ben LEVIN is probably eating bagels and lox with the wife and kids as we read!

  • This looks like a good use of the police.

    • I feel safer.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Me too! Phew! But the Internet has porn on it! Who knew?

  • Exile1981

    And since this story broke how much has library attendance increased in Windsor?

    • I bet its dropped.

    • Xavier

      They’re giving out free latex gloves and handy wipes.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Here is some music to accompany the library hanky panky in Windsor.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekSXfFS9-bw

  • Ron MacDonald

    Wynne’s Ministry of Education is going to hire her as a teaching assistant for their upcoming sex education classes. Google lilsecrett to see her teaching aid video.

    • eMan14

      If she’s straight.. not a chance.

  • marty_p

    How many of us were thinking of this when we heard the news report?

    [IMG]http://i61.tinypic.com/2iibu4o.jpg[/IMG]

  • What a ho.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Now let’s not jump to rash conclusions here.

      • I’m pretty my assessment is an accurate one.

        It’s too cold to walk the streets so she turns to the Internet.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          I’m sure there’s an artistic expression argument in here somewhere… but a Tim Hortons?

  • Gaylord Ponce

    On the contrary, it’s a good reason to GO to the library.

    Jeez, I’ve been going regularly for 64 years now and never got treated to anything like that. At my age, my expectations are very low.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Only recently have a I stopped regularly thumbing through the National Geographic back issues looking for the lost pigmy tribe issues.

  • eMan14

    Maybe TheRebel could hire her to do a weather report.