Speculation over successor after Iran’s Khamenei reportedly hospitalized in serious condition

Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is currently hospitalized in serious condition at a hospital in Tehran, according to unofficial reports.

Khamenei is suffering from prostate cancer that has reportedly spread to the rest of his body.

Earlier this week, the French newspaper Le Figaro quoted Western intelligence officials as saying that the cancer was discovered about ten years ago. “The cancer is in stage four, in other words has spread.” Doctors estimate “he has two years left to live.”

On September 8, Khamenei underwent surgery and it was then that doctors discovered the fatal situation…

  • marty_p

    May he get to Paradise as quickly as possible.

    • winniec

      If that is where he is going. He has mercilessly destroyed thousands of lives.

    • luna

      May he burn in hell with his fake prophet.

    • Gettingby

      He will be transported to paradise where he will become one of the 72 female virgins being eternally molested by some jihadist.

  • ontario john

    Why is my first thought, is to put that pillow over his face. I must be islamophobic.

  • Miss Trixie

    Seems to me that “a**hole* cancer is fitting. You get what you deserve, you f***er.

    I hope the pain is excruciating and nothing can take it away.

    Enjoy Hell, pig-licker.

  • I am glad to see we are all in agreement;)

  • DVult

    Where can I send a get well card?

  • UCSPanther

    No pity for an ailing tyrant.

  • eMan14

    Perhaps we can convince Obama to go for an early exit to fulfill his next destiny.

  • Brett_McS

    Yeh, that’s a real shame. How’s the weather where you are? A bit windy here, but sunny, mild for this time of year.

  • phuque uguugle

    God does indeed have a sense of humor <:o)

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    A quart of camel urine per day will fix him up…

    • winniec

      Mohammed’s recipe for health…pious Muslims get sick from it in Saudi Arabia.

  • I hear code pink is sending in a bunch of potential candidates for the job.

  • luna

    It’s unwise to play with matches.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    There is nothing like terminal cancer to concentrate the mind.

  • cmh

    hopefully somebody poisoned him…

  • Xavier

    They’ve got someone just as evil waiting in the wings.

  • Micky C.

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

  • TotallyPeeved

    Die in agony, you evil bastard,

  • Alain

    Oh but such irony! Being treated in a hospital (an infidel creation) with technics and medicine also products of infidels.

    • Brett_McS

      No, Muslims invented hospitals and medicine.

  • Canadian

    Is it dead, yet?

  • Maggat

    Ya know GUYS…. it’s not funny. Even if he is an asshole, as surely he is, it’s still not funny.