“Anti-terror” invention designed to spray Muslims with PIG BLOOD is “deeply offensive”, say Muslims

An American inventor has unveiled an offensive “anti-terror” system designed to spray Muslims with pig blood.

The highly controversial device is the work of tinpot tinkerer Franklin R Lacy, who works in Tampa, Florida.

He has applied for a patent on a “system for protecting against terrorist and illegal invasion” which cruelly exploits the Islamic ban on eating or even handling pork.

The inventor’s previous work includes a beverage heater, fudge warmer and a windshield for a boat.

h/t XX via TROP

  • ontario john

    Not as good as my spray bottle with goat sex hormone that drives muslim men crazy enough that they can be easily handled by police.

    • DVult

      In double blind experiments it has been conclusively proven that 10 out of 10 puslum men will shoplift the sweaters sprayed with goat pheromone in preference to the sweaters sprayed with skunk pheromone.

      • winniec

        Apparently, the jihadists can’t smell themselves.

    • It is “deeply offensive”, say Muslims.

      Well that’s good enough for me.

      Anything that offends Muslims is good.

      What is needed is a wide spread, clandestine effort, to spray pigs blood at every mosque, anywhere in the non-Muslim world. At the same time, drop off a few pictures of big Mohammad having sex with 9 year old Aisha.

      Sorry Muslims. It’s called a cult.

  • passerby1969

    That’s simply silly.

  • Ron MacDonald

    All bullets, motars and missiles should be sprayed with port fat prior to being used.

    • eMan14

      A firm called South Fork Industries from Idaho has also released a pork-laced bullet called Jihawg which is designed to “send Islamist terrorists… to hell”.

      • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

        And who could forget the pork-containing ‘Silver Bullet Gun Oil’?………


        • eMan14

          It’s like there’s an entire industry with this stuff. Who knew?

  • marty_p

    The Israeli’s could use it in the next Gaza war.

    • There’s a market no question.

    • k1962

      Yeah, but they wouldn’t.

  • SMC_BC

    Maybe they’d prefer pig urine.

  • cmh

    offensive? no. But Halal, FGM, homicide bombing, live decapitation, etc etc etc sure is,

  • eMan14

    But will it work?
    Anything would be offensive to a terrorist. Just don’t attack anyone who may have one, especially if you are a Muslim.
    Being shot by a gun would be offensive to me. But that doesn’t mean I can get guns banned.

  • Dana Garcia

    Pig power! It’s delicious and also works to fend off murderous Muslims.

    Thanks, porkers!

  • moraywatson

    Ya don’t bring a suicide vest to a pigs blood fight, mohammed.

  • Iamnotweetoddit

    Get to shark tank or dragons den, there is a deal to be had!!

  • Xavier

    Sure, go ahead and laugh. But let’s try it on every Moslem in the country before we pass final judgement on this idea.

  • Maggat

    Sounds like it’ll work.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    And best of all, we don’t need much, only enough to make every jihadist fear that he might be next.

  • pdxnag

    The Islamic ban on all-things-Infidel is a weapon in the hands of the Islamic aggressor, not something upon which to claim victimhood. A disappointed tyrant might be pitiable but that is no reason to yield to their demands.

  • Rosenmops

    As a pig lover, may I suggest that pit SHIT be used instead of blood. Then the little critters wouldn’t have to die. And the pig shit will make Muslims and the places they live smell better, too.

    • Alain

      Better yet use guard pigs which are most often wild boar.

    • DVult

      Better to use a renewable resource. Going green so to speak.

  • Mickey Oberman

    One of history’s great inventions.
    This is one big step toward a peaceful world.