The Great Toronto Tunnel Mystery Is Solved – sorta

TORONTO — Toronto Police have solved the mystery behind the baffling tunnel constructed near one of the Pan Am game venues.

Two men built the tunnel for “personal reasons,” police said in a release Monday.

“Investigators have verified their account and are satisfied there was neither criminal intent nor any threat to the people or City of Toronto,” police said, adding the case has now been closed.



So that’s it, no Mysterious Mole Men, no Super Intelligent Gophers bent on a mission of mass destruction. Nuttin.