Secret Codes To Control World Economy Accidentally Tweeted – satire

unnamedTel Aviv, February 26 – A rare mistake today by one of the shadowy Elders of Zion resulted in the temporary publication of secret codes used to manipulate the worldwide financial markets and the banking industry, resulting in a scramble to eliminate all traces of the information and wipe memories of the incident.

An Elder of Zion known even to close associates only as Fagin mistakenly let his mask slip after a meeting at the Tel Aviv Stock Exchange this morning when he forgot to switch usernames on his mobile device, and would up posting a series of the secret codes to various Twitter followers instead of sending them directly to an associate who needed the updated versions to help manipulate securities. Fagin realized his error in less than a minute, but not before several contacts called further attention to the data by commenting on it or asking questions.

The Council of Elders that normally handles crises had no time to convene to address the issue, but Fagin alerted the standby team tasked with first responses to impending exposure of the International Zionist Conspiracy™ (IZC), which took immediate action. The Twitter database was wiped clean of all traces of the original post, and crews of specialists were dispatched to the locations of the users who had reacted in some way to seeing the codes. The specialists administered memory-altering drugs, and little evidence of the snafu remained…

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  • angrymike

    So that’s why I can’t remember what I had for breakfast, its the mind altering drugs again………. 😉

  • This is a fair description of what goes on in the minds of chronic anti-Semites!

    • Frau Katze

      Sadly, yes.

    • Alain

      You got it.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      That’s was they want you to believe!

  • ntt1

    Bogus Fagins are easy to spot, look for a large poorly formed putty nose, payas held on with alligator clips, a moth eaten wig and a tendency to over act.

  • Exile1981

    So the IZC has the ability to teleport? Because otherwise I see little possibility that they could have fast enough aircraft or enough people to visit how many millions of twitter followers in the world?

    These people have mush for brains.

    It’s funny he decided to toss in the liberty coverup into that mix as well.

  • Barrington Minge

    Nobody with any brain read the Gruniad anyway.