WTF? Unsatisfied female customer sues Fifty Shades of Grey author E.L. James because $14.99 book-themed lubricant ‘did not deliver’

E.L. James and some of her products

An unsatisfied customer in California is suing the author of Fifty Shades of Grey and a British sex toy company for unspecified damages, claiming a lubricant they released under the S&M book’s brand failed to deliver the pleasure it promised.

The lubricant – Fifty Shades of Grey: Come Alive Pleasure Gel for Her – was one of many erotic products released by Lovehoney in conjunction with the novel’s author, E.L. James, who approved each item…