‘I Can’t Stop Looking At This Pit Bull-Dachshund Mix’

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Can you blame the guy?

But seriously, don’t adopt this dog! This dog sounds like it might suck! There’s a non-zero chance this dog will rip out your Achilles out and savage your buttcheeks as you watch! More importantly, I kinda want this dog!

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  • Exile1981

    Somethings are not meant to exist.

    I have a friend on a reservation who had a coyote pack on his property and after his chickens, he started hiding on his deck with a rifle and taking out the ones that came on his property. One of them looked like a coyote but had the curly hair of a poodle. It looked like a full size poodle and a coyote had gotten together over some Barry White music and bam! the creation of the poyote or would it be a coodle?

    • Just a thought

      aside – does a cross a snicker …
      http://www.cuteness.com/popular-names/Dogs/Snickers
      …with a poodle give you a “SnickerDoodle?”

    • Uncle_Waspy

      Coyoodle! Hey, it’s the next big trend in designer breeds!

      Former in-laws paid $1000+ for a “Ganaraskan” — schnauzer, poodle, spaniel, ??? mix. We used to call that a “Heinz 57” and you could get ’em for free at the pound.

      • Clink9

        My friends in “The Beach” part of Toronto bought one. From the Ganaraska area east of Toronto.

        Even our “Cockapoo” dog was $600 I think. Great scam.

    • Just a thought
  • Just a thought

    that made me wonder…

    …as if Chihuahua aren’t annoying enough as they are.
    http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/c/chipit.htm

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  • Dana Garcia

    I love dogs. But a vicious breed that has a head like a concrete block does not appeal. Extra ugly doesn’t help.

    Anyway, is that photo real? If so, the pooch must expend half of its energy keeping that ginormous head upright.

  • DonaldDouglas

    That’s wild. I didn’t even think that pup was real for a second, heh. Linked: http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com/2015/01/pitbull-dachshund-mix.html

  • moraywatson

    That pitbull/dachshund mix looks like the Jack Russell in the Mask.

  • Bataviawillem

    Sorry, but that dog is wrong.

  • From the comments: “Instead of spending money to adopt this horrible demon dog, I’m just gonna saw my right calf off with a rusty butter knife. Same result; free.”