Barnyard Jihad! Boko Haram Invents Suicide Goats!

‘Suicide bomber’ camels, goats, cows and donkeys are being prepared to carry out attacks for Boko Haram, says Nigerian government

Camels, goats, cows and donkeys carrying explosives could be used in deadly attacks by Nigerian terror group Boko Haram.

Intelligence reports gathered by Nigerian’s security agencies reveal the group is planning to use the livestock in busy public places, the country’s government has warned.

Youngsters disguised as cobblers hiding explosives in their tool boxes are also set to be used in the terror attacks.

  • DMB

    Camels, goats, cows and donkeys are all slow moving animals. If they where smart which they are clearly not they would have used a fast moving animal like a dog to quickly deliver the bomb, leave the scene where the bomb was dropped off then detonate the bomb. The dog could have been reused for this task repeatedly. Dumb! Dumb! Dumb!

    • Exile1981

      Given home many people in Nigeria use goats and donkeys for moving goods it would not be surprising to see someone leading a donkey into a market with large packs on it. A suicide bomber could lead the animal and rather than carrying say 10-20 lbs of explosives on there body with out drawing too much attention the could pack a couple of hundred pounds on a donkey or camel.

      • Those animals need a Union!

        • Exile1981

          Don’t forget under islamic law any animal you have sexual relations with can not be eaten by you. That means that Boko Haram has a LOT of animals that none of their fighters can use for sustenance anymore.

          • mobuyus

            Is this why Somalis are called skinnys?

      • DMB

        Good point!

    • winniec

      The dumbest part is how he has announced his plan!
      The Nigerian government probably won’t do anything until after this year’s elections.

    • winniec

      Sniffer dogs would quickly identify the bombs and the would-be bombers could be taken out.

  • Barrington Minge

    Only yer african mooslim could come up with jihad goats – LOL.
    Perhaps if they hump them they explode – can live in hope.

  • mobuyus

    Ufortunately for the poor animals this might be just what is needed to open the eyes of some of our softer leftists.

    • Frau Katze

      Not a chance…they’re deep in La La Land, where Islam is Peace™. These guys are “hijacking” it. Oddly enough, they seem hijack, say, Buddhism.

  • simus1

    “dEAR sIR;
    i knead yore helup. My oncle wurks for a seekret group fighting Boko Haram in my country an recently while ………………………….. 22 million US dollahs. If you can pruvide the use of yore bank account ……………………………….”

  • AHH!!!

    Typical males.. Have sex with something and just want them to go away.

  • Tom Forsythe

    I made a helpful graph.

  • Tom Forsythe

    What do you call the goat a Muslim attached a bomb to? The lucky one.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    In Boko Haram country, men are men and the goats are very nervous.

  • What? The? Hell?

    How hard is it to bomb the short bus of terrorists?