Turkmenistan’s Sheep Shagger n’ Chief Decrees All Cars Must Be White!

You can have whatever color car you want in Turkmenistan, as long as it is white.

The government has suspended imports of black, dark blue, and red automobiles, and are telling exporters to ship white cars instead, according to a customs’ official who spoke to RFE/RL’s Turkmen Service on condition of anonymity.

  • Mickey Oberman

    Why would a Turkoman make such a ridiculous ruling?

    • ntt1

      apparently its linked to his dentistry background, everything has to be white as a model;s smile or a cute sheep perhaps

      • DVult

        Maybe he’s a racist.

      • Frau Katze

        It’s a bizarre place.

    • Justin St.Denis

      A peculiar fondness for ice cream treats?

    • Frau Katze

      He’s a bit weird. But not as weird as his predecessor, who died mysteriously relatively young and unexpectedly.

  • DMB

    Nonsense! Henry Ford once said that cars should be black and at least he knew how to make cars. lol http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Henry_Ford

    However you have to remember in Ontario Kathleen Wynne banned chrome yellow cars so Liberals don’t confuse them with school buses. http://www.thenativecanadian.com/2014/11/you-just-cant-make-this-up-yellow-cars.html

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  • Alain

    No vote for diversity there.

  • glasnost

    What, only two wives?

    • He spent a couple on that wig!

      • ntt1

        turkomen have a very different definition of animal husbandry.

  • moraywatson

    He appears to have his head up a goat’s butt!

  • ntt1

    That picture captures the majesty of the Turkomen culture, a despotic asshole can lounge with his harem of sheep and wear a hat made from the fleece of last weeks love interest as an object warning to the rest of the flock….

  • ontario john

    I think muslims have been watching that old Woody Allen movie Bananas to much.

  • Raymond Cameron

    It must be serious: the Onion didn’t report on that news.

  • Hard Little Machine

    this is almost as crazy as Obama.