Playing dead in front of a stronger animal – nature does not change.
probably a muzzy <:o)
I wonder what the store keeper said to make the robber turn around?
Tennessee – that explains a pawnshop with lots of banjos up front.
Keep polishing those stereotypes. Your efforts won’t make your words ring any more true, but you will be regarded as a more expert bigot than most others. I assume that is your goal.
…and the lesson is, when you kick a guy you think might be faking it, you make it *hurt*; bastard might still have gotten away, but he should at least be limping.