Forgive me Lord for I have microaggressed.

Wonder if anyone will notice;)

  • ntt1

    is this event not a micro aggression all on it’s own?

  • Frances

    As opposed to the macro aggressions faced by women in Muslim countries. Or don’t these matter?

  • Hard Little Machine

    The handout for that is freely available online. It’s a 27 page PDF file dated 03/08/2010

    Page 6: 100% of all US presidents are white (in 2010?)
    Page 7: (microaggression) is invisible & undetectable which is proof that it exists
    Page 8: It is unintentional and unconscious and therefore worse
    Page 9: They are ‘stunning’ putdowns (albeit invisible and undetectable)
    Page 13: Whites are always and only guilty
    Page 14: They cause physical sickness and cognitive retardation
    Page 21: Even where to doesn’t exist, it exists
    Page 24: There are microaggressions, microinsults, microinvalidations and environmental microaggressions
    Page 25-26: Denying or ignoring racial differences is also racist
    Page 27: Naming buildings after white people is racist

    • Exile1981

      Every time I’m out in the field and I have to pee I answer the call of nature on the ground. I usually choose the grasses that are looking wilted to provide them fluids. So by choosing the less successful plants am I committing a microaggressions, microinsults, or a environmental microaggressions?

      I’m so confused – sarc

      • You are guilty of Grassism!

      • Minicapt

        The EPA wants to talk to you concerning infringements of the Clean Water Act.


        • Exile1981

          My water is very clean, I only drink the finest malted barley and hops based drinks.

          • Minicapt

            You appear to have created new wetlands, and soiled them.


    • Exile1981

      Evidently Obama isn’t black enough for the writers of this crap; does that make them guilty of a microaggression or does there skin color protect them from the sin of microaggression?

      • Censored_often

        “I am not amused!!!” (overheard by a White House staffer when HUSSEIN was speaking on the way to mosque)

    • Ha! Got a link?

  • Exile1981

    I registered Himmler as well for two tickets.

    • Good plan!

    • You don’t like Himmler, do you? 🙂

      • Exile1981

        I would have registered Turdeau but I’m pretty sure he already has tickets to it.

  • simus1

    “Liarson, our Liarson, so red and true, always in our hearts, we love you …….”

    (Do not imitate or snicker at accented singing by sons and daughters of third rate Peking cadres who couldn’t swing Cartoon U or U of Zero for their offspring. That is big time micro aggression.)

  • Uncle_Waspy

    If a couple of brothers with sawed off shotguns commit a home invasion, is it considered a microaggression if the homeowner fails to offer them a beverage?

    • If it’s anything other than Orange Drank it is

      • FactsWillOut

        Excuse me, it’s Orange-ade, you sick racist micro-aggressor!

    • FactsWillOut

      Excuuuuse me, but it’s spelt “bruddas”.

  • moraywatson

    Ah yes Dr. Sue, those damned micro-aggressions against members of marginalized groups. You might want to consider “doctor”, that some groups really do need to be marginalized, like totalitarians for instance. And if you are opining that micro-aggressions are effective in keeping totalitarians marginalized, then thanks for the pro tip.

    Won’t make your lecture unfortunately. Please accept my micro-apology.

  • FactsWillOut

    When I feel micro-aggressed, I micro-retaliate.
    Of course, we need the state to stop me from committing further micro-aggression in retaliation for the micro-aggression that I suffer.

    • I hear your micro-aggression and would like to micro-suggest you take a micro-pill.

      Don’t operate any micro-machinery while taking this micro-pill. 🙂

      • FactsWillOut

        As long as the state pays for my micro-suppository, I’m as happy as a micro-man in a macro-state.

        Now where’s my free micro-car?

        • Would it have a micro-chauffeur?

          • FactsWillOut

            That’s micro-aggression against little folk, especially elves and china-men, you evil man.

            Still, I’ll pay good money for a micro-chauffeur, just don’t tell Big Brother.

          • I micro-apologise.

          • FactsWillOut

            I micro-accept your micro-apology, realizing that my micro-acceptance is a form of micro-aggression by not offering a full-on abject apology for my micro-acceptance.

            Gee, this is fun! I could play this micro-game all day!

          • We need a micro-board game for this.

    • WalterBannon

      order some tickets and don’t go – that should do it, and teach the lecturer about micro aggression

      • FactsWillOut

        Telling me what to do hurts my feelings, you evil micro-aggressor!

        But seriously, I do hate being told what to do at gunpoint, and I hate being extorted at gunpoint. Really now, who are the true aggressors?

        • WalterBannon

          I’ve got my ten tickets ordered, how about you?

          • FactsWillOut

            They wouldn’t accept my micro-cash, the evil hegemonic oppressors!

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    …are they measured in “ppm” or “ppb”??? At what values do they reach highly anomalous levels? Are they uniformly disseminated, or or are they subject to “nugget-effect” variations depending on environment???

    • FactsWillOut

      This site must be a nugget, thus making it at least mini-aggressive.

      I shudder to think what a full “Agron” could do, it may even cause a fat lip, heaven forfend. Oh the humanity!

  • eMan14

    Judging by all the comments, I micro-missed joining in on the fun. Well done people! It was a pleasure to read these comments.