wikiHow: How to Respect Muslim Culture and Beliefs in 10 easy steps

A guide to humble dhimmitude and an effective emetic all in one.             h/t Jan Morrissy

UPDATE: the Wiki entry has been… updated.

1 Maintain your patience and keep calm. People of this century do not think before talking. They simply comment and pass on judgments about things. So, if you see anything that does not please you so keep your calm and take a deep breath. Inside, tell yourself: “I can do this. I do not have to be like this.”

  • eMan14

    Just when you thought stupidity had reached it’s peak, something comes along that shatters that illusion.

    • Karmel

      I kept wondering if it was a joke. It seemed rather threatening to me.

  • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

    ‘You should consider on yourself rather on others.’

    Who is the Karachi-born, stone-worshipping Mohomeddan who wrote this poorly-worded tripe??

    ‘If you do not want a quarrel or something like that, do not discuss topics that would bring rage.’

    Not a ‘disagreement’ or a ‘differing of opinions’.


    ‘rage’ ……

    • Check out the “tips” at the bottom. You’re not supposed to greet Muslims with “hi”. “Salami and bacon” is the preferred expression. I don’t get the impression that this is designed for infidels in Muslim countries; just in general.

      • Icebow

        ‘Salami and bacon’. Must remember that.

      • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

        The silly people who wrote that foolishly assume that I even want to greet Muslims. Haha!

    • Canadian

      It`s about muzzies. So “rage” seems fitting.

      • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

        For sure.

        And the sentence does begin with ”If you do not want a quarrel or something like that…’

        ‘a quarrel or something like that’ — haha

        • Canadian

          A quarrel is ok, but a “something like that” is scary, coming from a muzzie.

    • DVult

      Don’t say anything just ram a hand grenade up their wazoo. That should quell their rage.

  • DVult

    I can’t tell whether this is a joke or not!

    • I don’t think it is.

      • Frau Katze

        The English is very bad considering the author names

        Thanks to all the authors for contributing:
        NerdDemon, Rucha Joshi, Adelaide, Carolyn Barratt, AntigravityHourglass

        The drawings are pretty poor too.

    • Icebow

      I was going to ask….

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Begin all conversation with Muslims by complimenting their tastes in 9-year-old Yazidi sex-slaves.

  • ontario john

    Its a wonder that our Western societies haven’t totally gone under yet, with the bizarre alliance of islam and leftists working together. I just noticed that the liberal media is still going on about the movie Sniper. The cbc will be discussing it on the National tonight. In typical leftist attack mode, the talking head for the National gave a preview in which she stated the Edward Snowden could be just as much a hero as the Seal sniper.

  • moraywatson

    I have a healthy disrespect for totalitarians.

  • tom_billesley

    The leader of the UK Green Party is on-message. She says it should NOT be a crime to join ISIS.

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    Pass the sick bag, Ethel.

  • Brett_McS

    I see from the Israeli election news that the Communist Party (?!?!) has formed up with the two Arab parties. A nice bit of clarity regarding the left’s actual motivations.

  • Brett_McS

    But where is the advice to step off the side walk to make way for your Muslim friends when they are coming the other way? Seems like a real over sight. Someone should add it in.

  • Una Salus

    “Remember that whatever the Muslims do is none of your business. It is their religion? so let them do what they want. You should consider on yourself rather on others.”

  • luna

    6 When you meet a Muslim, try to be nice. If you do not want a quarrel or something like that, do not discuss topics that would bring rage.

  • Exile1981

    8.When meeting Muslim girls and women, lower your gaze and do not stare. It is kind of rude and mean because, in Muslim society, women are given the highest respect.

    Yes because being a sex slave, forced to wear a bag over your body and having no legal rights is the a sign of the highest respect.

    • Why is a Muslim encouraged to whack his mis with a miswak when she gets outta line? Respect, baby.

  • cmh

    sounds similar to this….

  • Frances

    There is an “edit article tab” – let’s go for it;0

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      heh, heh, read it now. 😉

  • BG

    If you click the “No” button under “Did this article help you?” at the bottom of the page, you then get a chance to submit some feedback. I selected “This is a stupid article” and entered “Should be retitled to “How To Be A Good Little Dhimmi””.

  • Surele Surele

    This must be a joke. A parody of sorts.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      It does give me an idea for a new form of sarcastic parody.
      “Obsequiously helpful” is what I’ll call it.