wikiHow: How to Respect Muslim Culture and Beliefs in 10 easy steps

A guide to humble dhimmitude and an effective emetic all in one.             h/t Jan Morrissy

UPDATE: the Wiki entry has been… updated.

1 Maintain your patience and keep calm. People of this century do not think before talking. They simply comment and pass on judgments about things. So, if you see anything that does not please you so keep your calm and take a deep breath. Inside, tell yourself: “I can do this. I do not have to be like this.”