Civilization restored! The Sun brings back page 3

The Sun have printed a topless model on Page 3, ending days of speculation that the feature was dead.

The newspaper has tweeted out a picture of Thursday’s Page 3 which features a topless woman, with a notice underneath saying: “Further to recent reports in all other media outlets, we would like to clarify that this is Page 3 and this is a picture of Nicole, 22, from Bournemouth.

“We would like to apologise on behalf of the print and broadcast journalists who have spent the last two days talking and writing about us.”


Note, the pic is not the latest page 3 girl, that is Nicole from Bournemouth, this is Mel also a Page 3 girl. Mel has a Tattoo.

  • DonaldDouglas

    Yeah dude!

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    She is cute!

  • Santos2

    She seems to be doing a self examination. I do hope she is ok. 😉

    • I will let you know when results are back.

      • Clausewitz

        I’ll look a little closer into it.

  • simus1

    Fake breasts usually take a few years to season into something resembling real ones. We should all give thanks for the miracle of gravity.

  • Shebel

    Looks like a good Christian girl to me.
    We are ever so bloody proud of our ladies.
    We enjoy flaunting them.
    Unlike some Religions.

  • Martin B

    Very clever of the Sun to let the prune-faced feminazis think they had achieved victory over their nemesis.

  • bob e

    life is good again ..

  • Norman_In_New_York

    There is even a website for those of us Anglophiles who like crumpets with our tea.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      I prefer strumpets with my tea, with a side of cocottes.

  • Frances

    Back in the day, the Calgary Sun also had a male “sort-of-page-3” photo. Never that scantily clad. One of our children’s teachers was featured. Think I got an autograph, but it’s long gone.

  • WalterBannon

    Mel is quite cute but she needs to loose the Tattoo

    • Freedom

      Got that right.

  • moraywatson

    I want a Page 3 ….
    Oh wait, what….coming dear.

  • mauser 98

    some good news