Isis to launch first 24-hour online TV channel featuring British hostage John Cantlie

The Isis militant group is reportedly launching its own online TV channel, featuring a series from the British hostage John Cantlie and a weekly programme called “Time to Recruit”.

Social media accounts linked to the group have begun sharing a so-called “teaser” video, which claimed the channel would broadcast 24 hours a day and be named “The Islamic Caliphate Broadcast”.

I’m hoping this is a joke. Wonder if they’ll run Little Mosque?

h/t Suzanne

  • Norman_In_New_York

    I hope they run it, as it will give the Air Force a beacon with which to home in on target.

  • David Murrell

    The CTRC are sure to approve the new ISIS channel.

    • BillyHW

      Post of the day!

    • Canadian

      And put it on basic cable, unlike SNN.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    Interview Michael Vick about how to treat pets.

  • soobie

    With shows like

    The Bold And The Bomb.
    ISIS News
    Good Morning ISIS
    Grand Designs
    Wide World of Sport, Beheadings series.

    Great line up.

    • Frau Katze

      Should be ratings winners!

  • Frau Katze

    So Cantlie has gone over to the other side? For fear of his life?

    • Sunshine

      He gets all the sex he wants, little boys, little girls, male/female teens… all the sex slaves he wants. A man’s dream come true. Notice how he’s always smiling.

    • Mohammed Suqzdiq

      No, he is a deeply twisted individual who , being in that nurturing environment available in north east Syria , was able to throw aside 30 years of infidel conditioning and its Shaitan inspired ‘democracy’ and ‘human rights’ and rapidly discovered his inner mohammed.

      And thereby a new love for stories about the 7th century arab pedo, whippings, limb amputations, watching large groups of men lift their rectums skywards in unison, beheadings, stonings, FGM, child brides, crucifixions, throwing gays off buildings and other forms of summary execution etc

      The fact that he was shown a knife and threatened with beheading had nothing to do with it.

      We hope.