All Points Bulletin: John Kerry Must Be Stopped

OMG. This man lives in Jane Fonda’s Dream America.

Not a parody: John Kerry offers ‘big hug’ to Paris after attacks; James Taylor sings ‘You’ve Got a Friend’

  • Censored_often

    BCF, is this a spoof or some kind of joke?

  • TedBopp

    I hear Kerry has a crush on Hollande and is working on a mix tape to show him how he really feels.

  • Xavier

    He actually out-buffooned the Reset Button.

    And they said it couldn’t be done.

  • Dana Garcia

    Worse than Hillary’s Reset button, if possible.

    • I believe it is.

    • Minicapt

      The ‘reset’ button was sincere.


      • Dana Garcia

        John Kerry is totally sincere about his admiration for James Taylor, I have no doubt.

        Sincerity is not the problem. Maturity is.

  • David Murrell

    Admittedly, this sort of thing surprises even me, this given John Kerry’s abject, driveling incompetence. French citizens can all breather easier, seeing James Taylor singing a folk song at a news conference.

    Btw: his first album around 1969 or 1970 wasn’t too bad. But he hasn’t written much memorable since then. I watched a one-hour concert on PPS (who else?), and all of his newer songs sounded all the same, in a drab monotone, uninteresting tunes. But when he sang his two or three hit songs off of that first album, the boomer liked those. A definite re-tread, he.

  • Exile1981

    Well all the people of France can sleep soundly tonight knowing that a 70’s folk singer has lulled the Jihad’s to sleep with his music.

  • Uncle_Waspy

    You know, if you got into a time machine, travelled back 50 years and told everybody the kind of shenanigans going on now — they’d think you were crazy; nobody would believe it.

    Maybe next we could dispatch Peter Paul & Mary to sing their cloying hippy folk music……that would drive out the jihadis (and a good number of Frenchies too).

  • Dana Garcia

    This screw-up reminds me of when Kerry warned college students to study hard or they would end up being soldiers in Iraq.

    Actual soldiers responded:

  • DVult

    Idiot. Why didn’t he bring Jerry Lewis?

    • Hard Little Machine

      Or Jerry Lee Lewis, Great Balls of Fire!

      • DVult

        Jerry Lewis is considered a comedic genius in France and has many fans. Balls of fire could be caused by terrorism and are extremely painful.

      • Jerry Lee might be good for Muslim outreach, what with having married his 13-year-old cousin and all.

        It’s relatable.

  • ntt1

    kerry is a force of nature, is there anyway to creat energy from such an abysmal sucking failure?

  • Aging hippies…

    What a joke.

    At least on “The Simpsons”, this was meant to be funny.