Attacks blamed on ‘shape-shifting Jews’

Sure, the horrific series of terror attacks that rocked France last week could have been carried out by Islamist terrorists. But, if you are at least one member of Paris’s French-Algerian community, it could have been the work of “magical shape-shifting Jews.”

A Daily Beast reporter told MSNBC that she had received that explanation while surveying people about the attacks that left 17 people dead, including four Jewish men, in Paris’s immigrant sections.

Many people, Dana Kennedy said, were of the opinion that Jews had staged the series of deadly terror incidents to make Muslims look bad, though one went even further with his explanation.

“One person told me that they weren’t just regular Jews that were doing this but in fact but a race of magical shape-shifting Jews that were master manipulators that could be everywhere at the same time,” Kennedy said…

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  • simus1

    “Random interviews” of muslims by the MSM are about as real as “moderate muslims” protesting the murder of infidels.

  • Brett_McS

    Werner Heisenberg was a Jew. Coincidence?

    • Frau Katze

      I don’t think he was, as he kept his job during the Nazi period.

      • Xavier

        You are correct. Heisenberg was known as a White Jew – an Aryan who was a Jewish sympathizer – which brought him to the attention of Himmler.

      • He’s not here:-( http://www.jewornotjew.com/

  • Alain

    Wow but I am envious. If only I could shape-shift to my twenties with a younger and fit body along with what I now know, that would be great. I simply must learn how to do this thing of shape-shifting.

    • Frau Katze

      Would be quite something. Great way to lose weight!

    • Santos2

      You can. (Well, sort of.) Unfortunately it requires a lot of diet and exercise. (Something I’m personally allergic to). You won’t be in your 20’s again but your shape will be “shifted” to one more closely resembling the body you had. 😉

  • occupant 9

    But I thought that the Jews controlled the media too? So, how did this story even get out there?

    Shape-shifters? More like Arse-Lifters.

  • RevnantDream

    these freaks get more bizarre by the day

  • Everyone Else

    That’s right you musselmen reading this. Beware the Jew. They sleep with your wives when you’re not looking. They poison the minds of your children. Look under the bed … now. Look in the closet. Maybe that shirt or those shoes are really Jews. This isn’t a joke. How else do you think they cause you so much grief while you outnumber them 100 to one and you have infinite cash from oil. Go ask your wife, now. You’ll see she’s fascinated by the Jew.

  • ntt1

    Thats great picture of that weird dude on aliens from outerspace. this is what massive abuse of spray tan products will do to you.

  • These people are such morons – and they want to take over the world. They cannot even straighten out their own minds, but they think they can run the world.