France announces surrender

France Mobilizes 10,000 Troops To Fight Muslim Terrorists… Ooops Civil War… Ooops… For Charity Car Wash

(Reuters) – France will deploy 10,000 soldiers on home soil by Tuesday and post almost 5,000 extra police officers to protect Jewish sites after the killing of 17 people by Islamist militants in Paris last week, officials said.

Speaking a day after the biggest French public demonstration ever registered, in honor of the victims, Defence Minister Jean-Yves Le Drian said the country remained at risk of further attacks. Soldiers would guard transport hubs, tourism sites and key buildings and mount general street patrols.

“The threats remain and we have to protect ourselves from them. It is an internal operation that will mobilize almost as many men as we have in our overseas operations,” Le Drian told reporters after a cabinet meeting.

  • Jason

    I loved your title (Car wash for charity!)
    Canadian readers will remember some old Liberal election add (against Harper): “Armed troops. In Canadian cities. We’re not making this up.” spoken in a grim, disapproving voice. Now progressive immigration policies have forced their ideological brothers and sisters in France to place “armed troops. In French cities. We’re not making this up.” Life’s nothing if not ironic.

    • FactsWillOut

      Actually, that line was said when PET deployed troops against the FLQ.

    • Excellent point, may be worth a photoshop.

  • FactsWillOut

    We do all realize that troops in the streets is the desired result of Muslim immigration, I hope.

  • I will believe the French mean business when they deploy troops in the 751 no go-zones. They will need heavy equipment.

  • Xavier

    “Those who committed these acts have nothing to do with Islam”… any more.

    Well except that wussy kid who turned himself in.
    No virgins for you!

    • I bet he’ll be ostracized – by his fellow Muslims.

      • Exile1981

        I think his family must be very cross with him right about now. I suspect an honor killing shortly to happen or if he ends up in prison… one of his fellow mohomidians will ensure he meets his maker sooner.