Enjoying HP Sauce A Sign You’re A Racist Says Guardian

“Mr S is inclined to believe this is a piss-take, lest it be clear the Guardian completely disappeared up its own bottom. Apparently enjoying HP Sauce basically makes you some sort of quasi-racist, Ukip-voting, little England philistine…”

  • MRHapla

    But it’s so good on pork chops, ham,,,,,,,

  • Clink9

    Racist….. such a corny old word.

  • winniec

    We already know only white Europeans can be ‘racists’ or imperialists. Now it’s come down to the foods they eat.

  • ed

    90% of bacon or sausage sandwiches eaten in the uk have brown sauce on them .it`s an anglo saxon tradition

  • LauraS

    Love me some HP Sauce! Now I love it more. (NOTE: If you enjoy “HP Fruity” sauce, does that make you a racist homophobe? http://www.heinz.co.uk/en/Products/HP-Sauce/Products/HP-Fruity )

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  • Alain

    Hands off my HP sauce and sod off if you don’t like it.

    • mauser 98

      yeah…from my cold dead hand

  • Clausewitz

    Prefer Lee and Perrins, but in their eye’s I’m still a racist because I am a Pragmatist.

  • tom_billesley

    HP just hasn’t been the same since Heinz bought them out, moved production from Birmingham to the Netherlands and Spain, then changed the recipe to reduce salt content under pressure from the UK government. DM 10 Sep 2011

    • minuteman

      I don’t know where you are but the stuff we get in Canada has always been made in Canada.

  • tom_billesley

    “quasi-racist, Ukip-voting, little England philistine” is grauniadspeak for “northerner”

    • Petrilla

      I love my HP. I, like Tom, laugh at the grandiose words in the article. Methinks it’s merely another Brit ashamed of his past, tho I have no idea why he should be. Brit hatred by a Brit, so sad, not knowing his own history, I’d say it is mostly a glorious one, but he must think he should be ashamed. What is the need in certain writers to rip apart their own countries, even to something as small as a sauce? I think the writer needs to look into his very little heart. We Western people need to defend ourselves not only from the enemies without, but those within.

  • DD_Austin

    Note the terrorist arab ingredients

    Dates! Molasses! Tamarind! Cloves! Cayenne pepper!

    Boycott HP

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  • minuteman

    Then I’d better go buy a few spare bottles. Wouldn’t want to run out.

  • Minicapt

    “Guardian journalists fail to protect their sauces”
    … hmmm …


  • Pete_Brewster

    To be fair to the Grauniad, they have defended the honour of brown sauce in the past:


    Brown sauce isn’t just tasty. Any schoolboy knows (or used to) that to make a dull penny shiny again one need only let it sit in brown sauce overnight.