If I were forced to choose between getting all my news from CNN or from this badly-edited, snidey celebrity gossip blog, I wouldn’t have to think about it for too long

I’m forced to blame everybody in this situation. If you don’t want pop music stars posing in your Mosque, stop having the Dubai tourist board book them around town for Jihadi Island special guest appearances. Culturally insensitive tourists traveling to Muslim lands, understand that these Luddites take their shit pretty seriously about women being disgusting rape monkeys who too unclean for men to lay eye’s upon. It’s just their thing. Nobody gives a shit about your Pilates and colonics perfected body. Dress like a twelfth century war widow or stay home. A well-timed drone strike could’ve eliminated the need for this teachable moment.

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  • J. C.

    Read that earlier. WWTDD is usually lame, but it does have its moments…

  • Frau Katze

    Never read WWTDD before but this post nails it.