Witch Doctors Attack Ugandan Church To Free Spirit That Controls Lake Victoria

LAKE VICTORIA (Worthy News)– Shamans armed with clubs and stones stormed a Ugandan church on an island in Lake Victoria on Dec. 22, injuring about 30 Christians, according to Morning Star News.

Local shamans were joined by sorcerers from other parts of Uganda as the animists attacked the Kisaba Prayer Palace Christian Church on Bukasa Island; the witchdoctors damaged dozens of Bibles, chairs and other property as the congregation fled for their lives.

After the attack, hundreds of shamans blocked access to the church, which they claimed was obstructing the spirit that controlled Lake Victoria.

Pic – This sign in Kampala, Uganda, advertises the services of Musa Nsimbe, who goes by the trade name Professor Gabogola.

  • cmh

    muslim shamans or just old fashioned oogoo boogoo shamans?…

  • Hard Little Machine

    Well sure. Lake spirits and shit.

  • b_marco

    They should contract out. There’s plenty of places around here that could use a good stern sprit-freeing attack.

    • Frau Katze

      Good point!

  • Surele Surele

    Genital Affairs? What is appelipes, I want to know.

    • Minicapt

      … “epilepsy” …


  • Nan

    BCF, what on earth did you go to a dentist for when you had those teeth needs; could’ve gotten the services from this outstanding citizen!

  • The shamans should have been told that if they remained as they were, the ground would have opened up and swallowed them whole as was revealed on “Lost”.

  • just a thought

    Here we see a rare photo of professor Gobblegobble and his understudy, jimmy gibblets in full shamanic dress.