WTF? Al Qaeda condemns Pakistani Taliban’s attack on Peshawar school

The spokesman for al Qaeda in the Indian Subcontinent (AQIS), Usama Mahmood, has released a statement condemning the Pakistani Taliban’s attack on the Army Public School in Peshawar earlier this week. More than 140 people, mainly children, were killed during the assault.

AQIS’ four-page statement was released on Mahmood’s official Twitter feed. In an accompanying tweet, Mahmood writes that the “massacre of innocent children” makes “our hearts burst!”

Mahmood stresses in the statement that al Qaeda only learned of the attack through the media, and his statement is based on the assumption that those reports are accurate. In particular, Mahmood says, it is al Qaeda’s understanding that the attackers targeted children on purpose and that most of the victims were children.

Mahmood argues that al Qaeda carefully selects its targets inside Pakistan so as to avoid unnecessary civilian casualties. He says that the group focuses on “American targets,” the “puppet rulers” in Pakistan, and America’s “mercenaries” in the Pakistani security and intelligence services…

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  • Drunk_by_Noon

    It’s just a PR move.

    • Just a thought

      “most transparent” jihadists evah

    • Frau Katze

      These days, even terror groups do PR.

  • DMB

    Their prophet Mohammed need to please his homosexual followers so he promised them boy slaves in ‘paradise’. I believe the Taliban choose to kill the children (mostly boys) for their sexual gratification in ‘paradise’. That is why some of the Taliban killers blew themselves up to kill these defenseless children. http://www.albatrus.org/english/religions/islam/72virgins_and_boys.htm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZUjD0eUzpc&list=WL&index=6

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Islam has a real weird relationship with homosexuality.
      They condem them to death, while it seems a greater number of ME Muslims are homosexual than any other population group.

      • DMB
        • Xavier

          They aren’t romantically involved.

          They’re just trying to smell each other’s boyfriend’s ass.

        • Just a thought

          I shink I found you shooper glue.

      • Maurixio Garcia S

        Sure if your dad is homo you are speaking up base on your own experience that means you were not gay but your father raped you.

        • Minicapt
          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Minicapt,

            That is pretty funny!

            ‘just noticed it.

            Maurixio,
            That up-vote from me was an “attendance only” grade.
            By skipping so many days of class, your trolling is beginning to stagnate. That concerns me because you are not living up to your full potential.
            Some of your earlier work was sheer poetry, in that you did for the English language what Jackson Pollock did for fine art.

  • winniec

    Al Qaeda is claiming ETHICAL SUPERIORITY to the TALIBAN!!! This is too delicious!

    The mass killers and perpetrators of 9-11, the 1992 Yemen Hotel Bombings, the 1995 Riyadh car bombing, 1998 Nairobi and Tanzania bombings, the 2002 Bali tourist bombings, the 2002 Mombasa attacks, the 2003 Casablanca bombings, the 2003 Jakarta hotel bombing, the 2003 Istanbul bombings, the 2004 Khobar massacre, the Doha theater bombing, the 2008 Pakistan Marriott hotel bombing, the 2009 underpants bomber, the 2010 German bakery bombing in India, the 2013 Amenas hostage crisis, and dozens of attacks against Shi’ite pilgrims in Iraq! The Al Qaeda targets religious pilgrims praying, shoppers in markets and office people as well as diners in restaurants. Sooooooo ethical.

    Ah, the Al Qaeda were so ethical…we need remind ourselves as we hunt them all down one by one so they can face justice. Al Qaeda hearts are bursting. They will when they see the drone arriving.

  • The Goat

    This goat’s mind is boggled.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Be glad that is all of you that they “boggled”.

  • Tom Forsythe

    When you are too batsh!t crazy for al Qaeda, that is saying something.

  • simus1

    Give them time.
    They will eventually figure out it was a Mossad-CIA operation which was done by capturing the Dumpsterstan Taliban leader via witchcraft and then “controlling him with powerful djinns” which made him plan and order the massacre of the children.

    • Just a thought

      You’re good. You could make big money writing their material.

  • Mohammed Suqzdiq

    ” ……..I said to him, “Never put your hands on my property…..”
    That line there, the command that when she, whoever she was, spoke, I should
    automatically listen encapsulates the breadth of the battle against
    black racism we have to fight in this country.

  • disqus_W6sfZCiOd8

    Yeah, I wonder who does al Qaeda’s PR. I don’t believe they’re clients of my niece.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZJL9B0J2oI