Searching for the Next Michael Brown

Families are lining up to make their son the next Michael Brown.  Waiting to tell their story of how racist cops killed their child For No Reason Whatsoever.

The latest example comes from Philadelphia, where, early Monday morning, police shot Brandon Tate-Brown.  The details are familiar enough: the 26-year old Tate-Brown was driving at 3 a.m. without headlights when two officers stopped him.

If this stop was anything like most others, then Tate-Brown convinced himself he was being pulled over for one reason only: driving while black.

  • winniec

    Driving without headlights? Really? So how did they know he was black in the dark?

  • Frau Katze

    I thought it was Muslim arabs who discovered those things.

    • Surele Surele

      I was going to say just that. Now I’m confused; who discovered what? We know it wasn’t crackers.

  • Exile1981

    After reading that article I’m mad, the cops need to start charging the families of these criminals. If you can’t be bothered to know your child or teach them right from wrong you need to just STFU about your “saint” who has dozens of priors involving violent acts and who has pics all over twitter of them with stolen guns.

  • simus1

    Ah, the old Mum fallback, the church alibi, seems to have gone out of style.
    “It couldn’t have been my son doin’ the killin’ cause he spends all his spare time in the church praying for the salvation of sinners.”

    • Martin B

      If her son is the next Michael Brown, Mum gets more publicity and makes more money selling T shirts & trinkets.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    Maybe they should print their pictures on paper milk cartons, or create a series of cards, like hockey and baseball…include their stats and personal bests on the back.

  • Clausewitz

    So Al, I guess then it was blacks like you who screwed up the advantages you had all those years ago. Nothing really to be proud of then.

    • Surele Surele

      Very observant. Excellent point.

  • Alain

    It must have been aliens from UFO who zapped into outer space all the monuments, evidence and ruins from the great black civilisations along with the Muslin ones too.