‘Green’ Christmas Carols Replace Christ with Climate Change

Silent Night! Endless night!
All is dark, there’s no light.
Cyclone clouds have blocked out the sky,
We’re almost out of our dry-meat supply. Sleep in uneasy peace.
We may have to eat Aunt Bernice.

What the New Yorker is calling “Climate Change Carols” are a series of Christmas songs whose lyrics have been rewritten to focus on environmental issues, gutting the carols of any relationship to the season of Christ’s birth. Not only that, but the hope and joy characteristic of Christmas has also given way to gloom and doom…

h/t Marvin

  • Observer

    Environmentalism the modern “secular religion” with their Global Warming profits from Greenpeace, WWF, Environmental Defence and the Suzuki Foundation.

    Supporting their friends the Islamists who are already promising them an environmental heaven based upon the 7th Century.

    All hail the new snake oil salesmen, supported by the main stream media and our sellout politicians!

  • UCSPanther

    The bright spot I can see here, is that the more insane that warmists get, the more they hemorrhage credibility…

  • Just a thought

    Environmentalism postures as religion
    Because, if you think they are sincere, you might be more susceptible to their “message.”

  • Minicapt

    It’s a New York City intellectual attempting to be relevant, provocative, and edgy. this distracts him from the well-fed rats living in his very chic apartment in his oh-so-social artistic community.


  • mauser 98

    CNN Wolf Blitzer said “Merry Christmas” yesterday
    almost spilled some Stella Artois

    • JoKeR

      Is she trying to have sex with a tree?

    • Just a thought

      Someone needs to put a sign on the tree with an arrow pointing to her which reads “I’m with stupid.”