Bizarro post: ‘Modern day oppression: Not feeding children diamonds’

”Dragon-kin” are just one of the many versions of “Other-kin,” where special little snowflakes and the mentally ill believe that they are fictional characters or animals.

”Dragon-kin,” however, have extra-special needs, specifically the “need” to eat diamonds…

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Sounds like they should be eating lithium instead, and LOTS of it.

    • DVult

      Or arsenic.

    • Exile1981

      And some ex-lax to ensure a prompt return of the stolen property.

    • ntt1

      this is where anal feeding as described by dianne fienstein really shines. just use coal, and the delusional can apply the required pressure to create their own diamonds

  • Exile1981

    Sounds like someones snowflake needs more spankings and less pampering and indulgence of their mental issues.

  • ntt1

    what if this latest flavour of loon gets traction with the cultural marxists like the vanishingly small tranny teen population? Will the taxpayer be compelled to fund diamond feedings?

    • AmicusC

      I hope so my appetite is insatiable. wohoo free diamonds.

    • Exile1981

      It’s coming, California already gives tacit recognition to other-kin the same way they did to tranies prior to making the tranies a legal protected group.

      I suspect that before long parents will be charged for feeding vegetables to a child who thinks they are a lion-kin and thinks they should eat only raw gazelle meat.

      Why are the progressives so determined to pamper and promote every delusional group?

  • Uncle_Waspy

    Maybe these are the long term effects of putting 6 year olds on Ritalyn and Paxil for years.

  • Dana Garcia

    Diamonds must be even crunchier than Grape-nuts.