Christmas came early for liberals last week. A report from the U.S. Senate confessed that the CIA engaged in torture, that it did so secretly and without government approval, and the torture didn’t actually yield any useful intelligence information.
Enemy media like Qatar’s state-controlled Al Jazeera and Russia’s Kremlin-run RT were delighted to report this news. But they were reserved compared to the orgasmic excitement from Canada’s journalists. At last, all of the Media Party’s liberal fantasies were proved true: America was immoral, the terrorists were victims, the CIA and U.S. military were discredited.
Except none of that is true.