UK: Muslims warned it is a ‘sin’ to eat the steak pie in the Asda cafe because it contains ale

Dr Musharraf Hussain

Dr Musharraf Hussian, the chief imam at the Karimia Institute, in Bobbers Mill, said: “Eating or drinking things that are forbidden by mistake is neither a sin nor something to kick a fuss about.

“It is a mistake that should not be made next time.”

Sheikh Nunu Miah, treasurer at the Shah Poran Islamic Centre, in Hyson Green, added: “If a Muslim eats it unknowingly then they are not guilty, but if they are aware that ale is in the pie before eating it, it is a sin.”

This comes after a converted Muslim told of her disgust following tasting ale in her pie at a supermarket café.

Amanda Critchlow was tucking into a pie labelled as being a steak pie on the menu at Asda, in Holles Street, Grimsby, when her daughter Rebecca sampled a piece and noticed something was not right with the meal…

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  • Rosenmops

    Deport the damned reverts too, or put them in an asylum.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      I’m pretty sure Thorazine is halal too.

    • Frau Katze

      These reverts are a total pain!

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        They remind me of the “Moonies” from the 1970s in that they are marionettes looking for a puppeteer, or water that will take the shape of whatever you pour them into.
        In any event, atleast the moonies were much less of a problem.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          I dunno, those Korean cultists I saw on campus back in the nineties were pretty creepy.
          I talked to one of them once.
          He was really weird.
          I was more creeped out that he thought I was a target.

          • Frau Katze

            But worldwide, their numbers were miniscule. 1.7 billion Muslims.

  • Speaking to the Grimsby Telegraph Amanda, who has been a practising Islam for the past eight years, said she now feels guilty because consuming alcohol is forbidden in her religion.

    The 56-year-old added: “I’m a recovering alcoholic and a practising Muslim – I wouldn’t even eat a wine gum.

    Well of course you are, Amanda. If you were sane, you wouldn’t be a revert, now, would you?

    For F**K’s sake, you, dumb, inadequate, pestering tw*t, nobody’s ever gotten drunk off of something they ate.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      -Ever put a bottle of vodka into a watermelon?
      -Wine gums, sayeth wiki, were invented to help people reduce their alcohol intake.
      -People like Amanda gravitate to religions with an external locus of control because without it they cannot control themselves. Like AA and the concept of surrendering yourself to a higher power.

      • Rosenmops

        But in cooked food such as a steak pie the alcohol would have evaporated.

        • Frau Katze

          Don’t need no stinkin’ facts!

        • tom_billesley

          Muslims don’t do logic – that’s why they’re muslims.

  • Jay Currie

    The fun part is that there is a strand of Islamic “scholarship” which says wine and ale are fine… Drunkenness is not… Tough to get drunk on pie when the alcohol is cooked of… These people are morons.

    • Fran800

      Cooking the wine or ale makes the alcohol evaporate. You are just left with the taste, which most people find pleasant.

  • BillyHW

    Holding my breath until muslims are warned it’s a sin to rape and behead little girls.

    • Rosenmops

      Better stop you’re turning blue!

  • Ale makes the meat soft!

    What a bloody culinary heathen!

  • Sir Barrington Minge

    Is that really his face or is he trying it out for somebody else?…Butt-ugly mooslim yet again.

    • Rosenmops

      Its the inbreeding.

  • disqus_omtDhqWCVP

    It can be made halal by substituting camel urine for the ale.

    Mickey Oberman

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    Muzzle’ems exist just to act offended.

  • tom_billesley

    I guess the pork, apple and cider pie isn’t going to pass.