Sad Sack Jihadi Told By Wife: “Go die in battlefield. Go die, I really mean it just go. I’ll be relieved. At last. At last.”

Jailed: British man who travelled to Syria as wife told him to ‘go die in a battlefield’

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    I’m sure we all share her disappointment he didn’t get over there and get blown away.

    • Such a loss!

      • Frau Katze

        He must be a real jerk.

        • J. C.

          He’s a wannabe Jihadi, so being a jerk is pretty much a given… 😉

  • Lloyd Snauwaert

    So does this guy get 72 harpies..?..

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Can’t he get a traditional Islamic divorce by simply cutting her head off?

  • Tom Forsythe

    To paraphrase Churchill, if she were my wife, I’d pick death on the battlefield.

  • Girón

    At least if he died she wouldn’t have to hear about his 72 virgins again.

  • phuque uguugle

    No wonder YPG/YPJ are giving “is” a hard time <:o)

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Against Kurds armed with guns they are no intrepid warriors.

  • minuteman

    Men have been going to war since the beginning of time to get away from harpies, so this is nothing new.

  • Linda1000

    As if four years in jail is going to solve or dilute his intentions to become a jihadist or shaheed. I thought prisons were the environments where muslims and converts become more radical not less? Why let these people back into western countries just because they have the required passport. They can stay in their new IS country or return to their home country of origin if born outside a western country.

  • Jason

    Who says muslim women don’t know what they’re doing? A lot goes on behind those black face coverings:
    “Honey, it’s *because* I love you so much that I want you to be a martyr and go to paradise. Do it for me, won’t you, dear?”

  • mauser 98

    reluctant ISIS thug should sleep in basement with baseball bat in reach