You hicks like this sort of thing, right? Vote Hillbillary!

The lyrics to this new campaign video are…  I got nuthin’.                            h/t Ace

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Hillary would be out-polled by Mao Tse-tung and his “great leap forward” platform with tax-paying white males in the South.
    It’s almost possible that they hate her more than Obama.
    They REALLY hate her.

    • Alain

      What is there not to hate?

      • JoKeR

        I was going to listen to it then I realised the title wasn’t “I can’t stand Hillary”

        • JoKeR

          I was going to post Kevin Bloody Wilson’s song The New Addams Family about the Clintons but YouTube has removed it for some strange reason.

          It will tell you all you need to know about the Clinton family.

  • Used to be she wasn’t down with Tammy Wynette and such.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Staying home and baking cookies does not pay as well as money laundering (or bribe-taking) disguised as commodity trading and real estate swindles.
      That bitch is dirty from head to toe.

      “The editor of the Journal of Futures Markets said in April 1994, “This is like buying ice skates one day and entering the Olympics a day later. She took some extraordinary risks.”

      “In a Fall 1994 paper for the Journal of Economics and Finance, economists from the University of North Florida and Auburn University investigated the odds of gaining a hundred-fold return in the cattle futures market during the period in question. Using a model that was stated to give the hypothetical investor the benefit of the doubt, they concluded that the odds of such a return happening were at best 1 in 31 trillion.”

  • mauser 98

    Huma always ready for Hill
    Huma has been laying low lately

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Well, that’s one way of looking at it. On the other hand, Hillary now has a Jewish son-in-law.

  • The Goat

    What some people will degrade themselves to do for a paycheck.

    • Martin B

      Can’t get much lower, other than fucking a goat in public.

  • Sharkibark

    Jayzuz f-fricking couch on a hard-drinkin’ weekender I cannot beeeeeleeeeve this. I am laughing so hard I’m crying dear lord dear lord. Please please let this be real – and please please let it be the first and final death-wail of a Hill-ur-reeeeee campaign. Amen.

  • mauser 98

    not related
    Phoenix police officer shoots dead unarmed black man during scuffle

    • The Goat

      Was just about to start college.

    • BillyHW

      As aspiring rapper.

  • Sir Barrington Minge

    Are Americans REALLY serious about this?
    Ask…What has this woman actually achieved?

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      I think Hillary is serious, about winning.
      If the GOP gives us another John McCain, she might just pull it off.

    • Raymond Hietapakka


  • Jay Currie

    When I saw this earlier today I was pretty convinced it was a brilliant parody. “And a wife”…. But no. This is Hilly’s kick off song.

    The Clinton machine is old, tone deaf and out of touch. This heaping pile is the torch and twang death March for a campaign which is already over.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    Country Music has been dead since the mid-90’s, when it had a brief re-occurrence of popularity…now, it’s just steroided jocks singin’ and playin’ guitar, with their feet spread out 6 feet apart, cryin’ about long-lost pussy…downer music.

  • Brett_McS

    “Hillbillary”. Genius!

  • Gary

    I can’t believe how she got away with insulting Blacks when one of her speeches was to a Black American’s group and she used an accent that was supposed to be left back in the 1960’s since it was an insult to mock Negroes. But if people are too stupid to see through her ruse, then they will get exactly what they voted for.

    • Raymond Hietapakka