You may have missed the roll out, but Julie Burchill has become an advice columnist.
…Some poor sod named Ted wrote to Agony Aunt Burchill. It was published in the October issue of the magazine, and thus its appearance here is slightly out of joint, season-wise:
I can’t enjoy the summer because I’m afraid of global warming. What’s wrong with me?
Obviously, poor Ted was looking to get thrashed by JB.