People’s Cube: AirEbola Airlines for guilt-ridden white tourists

Have you ever wanted to see what it feels like to have your body consumed by Ebola?

Have you ever wanted to fly right to the source of a disease outbreak, so you can suffer alongside the Third World?

Have you ever thought, “It’s not fair that I don’t have Ebola just because of my white privilege?”

If so, you’re in luck! Don’t wait another 21 days for Ebola to fully infect America. Fly to west Africa and pre-infect yourself, now!…