Have you ever wanted to see what it feels like to have your body consumed by Ebola?
Have you ever wanted to fly right to the source of a disease outbreak, so you can suffer alongside the Third World?
Have you ever thought, “It’s not fair that I don’t have Ebola just because of my white privilege?”
If so, you’re in luck! Don’t wait another 21 days for Ebola to fully infect America. Fly to west Africa and pre-infect yourself, now!…