Gavin McInnes: An Idiot’s Guide To the Right

Ann Coulter is annoyed by all the infighting and says we have to unite to win this next election. She recognizes there will be those who want to vote for their own group such as libertarians and her solution to this is to have them drowned. I’m inclined to agree. Ted Cruz is the future of America and I hereby resolve to eat a $100 bill if he doesn’t win. He is the only candidate who is capable of commandeering the ship of fools and bringing it back into the harbor.

Oh yeah, that’s another thing: Ann Coulter does not literally want to submerge her philosophical opponents in water until they die. This is called “hyperbole.”