Giant panda faked pregnancy for extra treats and air conditioning

This is either Mei Mei or the clever faker Ai hin. Look, it’s a panda.
They all look the same.

I have nothing to add.

Okay, I do. To the best of my knowledge, pandas can barely be persuaded to mate. They’re like emos or something. They eat only one thing, bamboo, (even though they are classed as “carnivores”, so figure that out), but any given panda will only eat certain types of bamboo. Just to be weird and difficult. I think they’re cute and everything, but maybe nature just wants these things dead.

Like the Screamapillar.