Pro tip, people: don’t go off to do humanitarian work in Syria

Especially if you’re a woman. They hate women. Especially Western women. What about that don’t you get?

We either get to wire ISIS $6.6 million for this chick, send in a special ops team to try to rescue her (at great risk to their lives), or see her beheading video on Twitter. I’m sure she meant well. Great. Wouldn’t it have been better if she’d stayed home?