Do you sometimes wish you knew just how much you’re worth to potential husbands? Do you wish you could have an actual monetary value placed on you? Do you wish it was based on the standards and guidelines of forced marriage in Nigeria? Bride Price is the website you’ve been waiting for, and also you’re probably the only person waiting for this website.
Bride Price asks you a few basic questions and then lets you know how much you’d be worth… [Answer] a handful of questions based primarily on height, weight, leg shape — one of the potential answers is “Sexy bow legs (Beyoncé)” — and whether or not your beauty is anywhere from “Fine & intimidating” or “Complete no try.”
Don’t worry, the site will also ask you about your highest level of education and if you can cook. (If you want to game the system, say you’re uneducated, because you actually lose points for having a Ph.D.) After that, it will calculate your score.
For the record, I got NGN 440,000 (or about $2,700) because at no point did the site think to ask me if I am a man with a full beard. It also told me I am a “Premium Babe! Your wife material is 100 yards of cord lace,” which I suppose is a compliment.