Chairman Chow Locks Up Washed Up Wrestler Foreigner Vote

In a strategic move that baffles even seasoned Chairman Chow watchers, the Iron Commie has won the endorsement of the Iron Sheik, a former pro-wrestler of indeterminate citizenship. Taking advantage of the recovering but still drug-addled Sheik, Chairman Chow sat silent and allowed the Sheik to lie about Rob Ford cancelling a scheduled meeting.