Chairman Chow and Young Communist League will extort trees from re-educated Capitalist Running Dogs

Olivia Chow has also promised 1 million more trees in the city — but said it will cost taxpayers nothing.

The announcement came Friday following the Green Living Show. An email from Chow’s campaign said the mayoral candidate would start by planting an extra 100,000 trees next year after the tree canopy was devastated by “storms, beetles and Rob Ford.”

Chow said she would pay for the new trees and hire 500 youth over five years by “changing the way polluting businesses pay for the city to treat environmentally harmful discharges in the sewage system.”